Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
God I love these America-Canada debate posts. This one’s just perfect.
I have no clue as to what wrong I have done to you.
And trying to figure it out is killing me inside.
The Rebecca Black song “Friday” is about the JFK assassination. The driver of the car he was assassinated in’s name was Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat…). The assassination occurred on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian) and to top it all off, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage, eggs and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead (got to have my bowl- got to have cereal). Also, the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public schools to provide bus transportation for their students (got to catch my bus…)
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sexigloo replied to your post: Also Krista,
Sounds gooood! I’ve only ever been to a couple states so I’d live to visit one day!
Yes definitely!!
Also Krista,
We’re going to visit Old Saybrook because I’m going through it right now and it’s a cute little town.
sexigloo replied to your post: Right, so we did this career thingy in my health…
SASKATOON BERRY PIE AWWWW YEAH! saskatchewan’s pretty boring tho, haha. takes only a few hours to drive all the way through it, and it’s completely flat
I promis you, most of my state is boring. If you ever visit, in the summer we’re going to go to Lake Compunce and we’re going to run around New Haven and the cool towns and get lost, in the winter we’re going to go to every hockey game (college or minor league) we can find along with whatever else we can figure out.
Jake and I are going to Sweden and maybe Finland or Norway next December and I am so fucking excited oh my gosh :D
I wanna come! You two have lots of fun, ok?
Geometric Rainbows by Jim Lambie
Using multi-hued vinyl tape, Jim created these geometric Jawbreaker-like patterns.
Artist: website (via: myampgoesto11)
